Hey You, Yeah You. You're Fucking Beautiful.

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

Omg i want i want

Omg i want i want

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal