Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS